Tuesday, June 10, 2008

This post is dedicated with lurve~ to my dearest tiffany khoo and directed with . . .contempt? to totally ignorant, unthinking humans like miss 'jessica' from tiffy's blog.

Jessica, I think you have once again, made another totally silly mistake in life, aside from the fact that you were born *i am not saying that the fact you were born was a mistake, no birth of life is ever a mistake,* but that you were born with two simple choices on whether to be a nice, likeable person, or to be a mean, unnecessary-commented, kind of. . .i dont know what else to say but, bitch. Which is clearly what you have chosen to be. I mean, i've been sitting trying to think of another word which is not vulgar. But im sorry jessica.! The only word around which best describes someone who goes around giving comments like that to people you dont know would be bitch.

Soo! Jessica, jessica, jessica, hasnt anyone ever taught you 'if you dont have anything nice to say, Dont say anything'.? And if that means you have to live the rest of your life dumb, then too bad honey!Thats just the way it goes.

Why you would want to leave a comment like that, i just cannot understand. Unfathomable! You dont even Know tiffy. And if you happen to be blessed with the chance to actually get to know tiffy later on in life. You would regretttt saying that to tiffy with a passion! I'm sure by just looking at her pictures and reading about her day-to-day life you felt a sense of jealousy because she is surrounded by happy fun loving people (something you probably lack of in life), an impeccable sense of style, a large enviable collection of accesories; all sorts of gorgeous earrings, necklaces, headbands, hairbands, shoes!;ranging from flats, sandals, pumps to heels to super hiiiigh heels, and bags, and then her clothes!, and maybe the fact that she can afford the real stuff like chanel and dior etc?, and on top of all of that she can still enjoy the great joys of food and still work the curves that she has, and look abso-fucking-lutely Gorgeous. And i'll bet you know that you could never look as good as her if you had the curves that she has. Cause i sure know, that i can never look as good as tiffy does despite her not being skinny. You know tiff, i sometimes really envy you! You have one of the biggest eyes with the longest eyelashes to match, and your so likeable! You're friendly, amiable, and everrrryyyone wants to be your friend. The total opposite of miss sad-unlikeable-jealous jessica. Who,by the way, unless you jessica, look like jessica alba!, should keep your non constructive comments to yourself.

Clearly, you couldnt think of anything else to criticise tiff on, you couldnt even say that she was ugly, because you know that would be a lie! And lets just think, if tiffy was skinny, on top of everything else that she's blessed with, she'd be like, the perfect girl!!! But we all know that you cant have your cake and eat it. Because if you could have your cake and eat it tiff, i'd be sooo jealous of you i'd probably have murdered you when i was five. I'd be the sinister quiet little thing that followed you and nini around and i would have spiked your sparkling champagne. Muahaha! or was it water. . .?
No la, i'd just be happy for you:) and happy to be condsidered one of your best friends!


So back to you jessica, if you think everyone should be looking like that:
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then come, let me poke your eyes. So you can just see what you wanna see in your world of darkness, since you cant handle the real world.

So all in all!! Dont say anything that you know is going to hurt someone elses feelings? Whats the point? Because it cant possibly make you feel better since by just saying that one extremely mean and uncalled for comment, you've got more than twice the amount of people calling You names now. And not because you dont deserve it. You did this to yourself girl. You had it coming~!! And instead of making tiffy feel bad about herself, you've just reassured her that shes feeling so much more love than you right now and she has people around her who truly care and see her for who she is not what she is. (if that makes sense?hahaha), and in the end, the only one whos feeling bad, is you. :( poor thing. But oh well! I guess people who believe in karma would say, Karma's a bitch. Just like you!!:):)

And tiffy, i love you! and im soo excited to be seeing you in less than a weekkkkkkkkk!!! 3 more days?? I'm glad you dont let small-minded people like that jessica , if thats really her name!!, affect you. You're one strrrronnggg lil laddyy!!!

Muahmuah!! Loves to all~!